I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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