You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
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I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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