I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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