Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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