I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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