these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Who died my cat blue again?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
