I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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