He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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