I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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