He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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