Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Someone signed my nipple.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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