the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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