Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Randomize