party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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