Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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