Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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