Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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