What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
barbara walters just said penis...
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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