Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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