This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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