Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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