he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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