omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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