It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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