i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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