Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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