You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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