White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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