I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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