small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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