i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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