so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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