So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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