I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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