I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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