Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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