Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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