Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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