So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
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okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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