But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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