It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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