Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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