Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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