i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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