quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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