love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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