Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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