Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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