Where is the hickey?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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