Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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