After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
