Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I am naked and annoyed.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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