i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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