I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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