i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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