Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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